In Defence- a mobile phone.

Hi i am a mobile phone, and there will be no need to switch yours off.

Thats right,and neither are you allowed to put Your mobile phone on silent mode.
If you receive a call, go ahead -pick up your phone and enjoy talking.

Isnt that a relief??

Finally someplace where you will never realise to your horror, that one of my colleagues who stays in your pocket has started singing right at the top of its voice and you have to silence my unfortunate colleague AND fight off embarrassment, angry stares and smug grins(these,of those who had managed to silence their mobile phones earlier).

I would want you to know why i speak up here and now.
Sorry for not beating around the bush some more.

Do stop hating mobile phones which dont belong to you.

You guys dont like to be disturbed by us in your intimate moments.. ohkk!
You guys hate to be jarred out of your reveries by our beeps and shrieks..Who would not hate it!
You guys even hate us for waking you up. But its OK ! We dont mind !
These reactions of yours are our occupational hazards.We do good to you and you hold us in contempt. No hard feelings!

But since when did you guys start off with hating mobile phones which dont belong to you?

You think we dont notice, oh, COME ON.. the bus is cruising,and well you are busy fantasizing about the.. TREEEP CHEEP CHEEP.. goes the mobile phone which belongs to that bubbly teenager 2 seats ahead. Yes, You have all your rights to all your fantasies, but you can very well avoid staring down at the teenager when he/she gets off the bus, man..! Silent mode-HECK,the kid probably forgot,maybe she wanted it to be on LOUD mode or he/she doesnt even know there is a silent mode feature on that phone! Daym!

Some of you guys think that some phone calls are more important than others!

Others may not disturb you with their phone calls and smses while you yourself can jolly well consider your calls important,to say the least.

How do you know if the person talking to your neighbour is not despairing of life itself.. and what if that person is plain missing friends and wanted to talk? and what if that person called to say sorry? and what if.. really what if-SO what, right?

Hey, you know what? MAYBE, the person who has called up that fellow who just violated your meeting norms by letting his phone ring loud and clear,maybe that person is on his last phone call in this life- Sure,howl at the violator,or still worse, smile at him while you skewer him in your mind. Yes, those who keep the rules,attend the meetings. To heck with those who dont toe your line.

Sometimes i long for loving mouths to speak into me..mouths which havent been swearing at others for using their mobile phones inappropriately.

And sometimes i wish that we breed of mobile phones were used not only by you guys,but also by others in your breed,like that M.K Gandhi from India-yeah him who talked love ,non-violence and lived it too;I dont mind that guy from Israel either, Jesus Christ,who forgave those who were busy killing him. Fancy being used by such people man..! Cool, eh?

Dont feel bad,you are not the worst!! Just.. dont forget that you sometimes hurt a lot more,when you judge others.

I am not suggesting that you guys chuck your phones out of the window and start listening to your neighbour's conversation..i wish you guys heard this song my owner has stored in my limited memory... its by the Black Eyed Peas
and its called -" WHERE IS THE LOVE? " .

Indeed.

Love..? Its just a phone call away.. and definitely not on silent mode.